Why why why is it that Clarissa always refers to some malicious vindictive bitch in every book I read? She's always the old spinster everyone hates or the evil grandma or whatever. Super super annoying. I hate my name, especially with the prostitute stigma attached so lovingly to it.






I wish my parents had put a bit more thought/research into it and not just named me after Dad's secretary.






Thank God they didn't go with Mum's choice of Heather though. I'd much rather be a prostitute than a feather.